Dear Jacob Lee Terror,
That’s just my cellphone.
Maya changed my ringtone and I’m not sure how to change it back.
(Also I’m not allowed…)
-Phoenix Wright
Dear Mr. Johnson,
…Will I be allowed to touch the science?
-Ema Skye
Dear Wing Ace,
Even as impossible as that scenario is I can still feel my skin crawling.
-Franziska von Karma
Dear asktheredandblusolider,
Of course!
I’m the office manager! You don’t think Nick could handle things on his own, do you? He’s hopeless without me!
And to pay me back, he’s going to help me out with Kurain! He can be my assistant now, so things will be great!
The elders are worried about the Master having a man help with the laws and reformation, but I don’t see what the big deal is. We’ll work something out.
I bet he’d look cute in a dress!
-Maya Fey
Dear Norm,
(How would I point at things any more!?)
I’d, uh, be handicapped for the rest of my tortured existence?
-Phoenix Wright
Dear Belle Boyd,
Aren’t you sweet for saying so?
But no.
-Dahlia Hawthorne
Dear Anonymous,
I planned to address this once I allowed DD letters, but I’ll go ahead and say it now too.
Basically, everything from that point on will be written to reflect new revelations. Letters attempting to point out contradictions between what I said with what Capcom said will just be deleted. I made my best guess based on what we knew and if I was wrong, I was wrong.
Dear Emotionally Scarred,
That was actually a request for Payne in Phoenix’s hoodie. I don’t normally do requests, but considering the disparity between body sizes on the two sprites I just couldn’t resist.
I think the results speak for themselves:
Dear crossoftheunforgiven,
I would, but it goes against the rules of the thread. The mockery is all in good fun, but promoting it is just mean spirited.
That particular one I titled Badd Writing, though. You can find it that way, I’m sure.
-The Mod
Dear ellyvanhouten,
Pah, you just don’t appreciate good story telling.
Where’s your sense of drama?
-Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous,
Kurain’s women are its center.
Men, especially those that marry a Fey, will take their wife’s name. Some will compromise with a hyphenated name, others might only accept it while within the walls of the village, but that is the practice.
-Misty Fey
Dear Hadouken,
In what way?
As a detective? I didn’t even know he had his badge.
If you have a badge you should really go out of your way to show it off!
-Maggey Byrde
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