
Dear Mr. Wright,
What do your tongue and your hair have in common?

They’re both forked.
-Moe

Dear Mr. Wright,
What do your tongue and your hair have in common?

They’re both forked.
-Moe

Dear starry-nightengale,

Sí, sí, más elogios…
-Athena Cykes

Dear Mr. Wright,

It’s not even my turn!
-Apollo


Dear Anonymous,
I’ve got plenty of other reasons to hate her.

She can’t help it if she’s a cow.
-Dahlia Hawthorne


Dear Anonymous,
That is blowing the entire thing out of proportion!

I feel foolish enough without such brazen exaggeration, thank you very much!
-Miles Edgeworth

Dear Anonymous,
That mysterious stone holds the possibility of delving into a person’s mind, regardless of whether or not the information within is necessary.

I hope I don’t have to point out the difference between laying everything bare in a court of law and destroying a person’s inhibitions on a whim. That relic is useful, but it is also quite dangerous.
-Miles Edgeworth

Dear Anonymous,
I left the world a son of whom I could not be more proud. That means that, though I might never see his legacy with my own eyes, I know I don’t need any regrets.
-Gregory Edgeworth


Dear MBr,

…What am I even looking at?
-Apollo Justice

Dear Anonymous,

It’s like the new version of collecting records, except you have a chance of actually finding them still.
-Apollo Justice