February 2012
282 posts
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Dear Jenny,
You’re never going to give that up, are you?
-Kristoph Gavin
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Dear Anonymous,
That’s quite alright.
I only play tolerable music.
-Kristoph Gavin
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Dear Anonymous,
…
At least my portrayal’s irate reaction seems accurate enough…
(Wright, don’t you even dare.)
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
…Fantastic…
-Miles Edgeworth
(Video in letter)
(Original letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
Oh, here.
Please, take my card. It has all my information.
[The Judge’s Business Card added to Court Record]
-The Judge
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Dear Thinker Clock,
Waaaah, what have I done!?
Everything I touch ends up in the Misery River! I’m cursed!
I’m… I’m gonna get Edgey to arrest you and put you in clock jail!
-Larry Butz
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Dear Safe,
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Keith! Order up! The safe’s hungry!
-Uncle
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Dear Rudy Wreck,
Like, the cops took over my place, dude.
You’re really going to sic a rabid dog on the cops? Be my guest.
-Matt Engarde
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Dear Anonymous,
Are you quite through now?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
I do love me some Maya, it’s true. But hey, who doesn’t?
But my favorite? Hmm, it’s really hard to choose. Everyone has their own merits! However, I think I’ll settle on AJ-Ema. She’s just so grumpy and sarcastic and opinionated. She is fantastic but I fear we have a lot in common.
I’m not much for chocolate, though.
-The Mod
P.S. I...
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Dear Anonymous,
I trust you’re referring to this letter?
That’s just me trolling Apollo. You have no idea how much fun that is.
-The Mod
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Dear Anonymous,
Thank you very much. I’m glad you enjoy them.
The letters from character to character are actually some of my favorites assuming they remain, uh, in character. I sure did say character a lot. Anyway, that letter from Gumshoe to Franziska you mentioned is probably one of my favorite letters I’ve seen come in just because it was something that could have actually...
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Dear Anonymous,
Fries, duh!
It’s the all American meal!
It could only be more American if you had apple pie for dessert…
And a bald eagle was playing baseball in the backyard of a house with a white picket fence and two cars in the garage on the Fourth of July…
-Maya Fey
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Dear neriede,
Not bad!
I want that played when I walk in to court like a wrestler’s theme.
Take that, prosecution! The Chords of Steel have arrived!
-Apollo Justice
(Song in letter)
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Dear Friend,
I will respectfully decline.
I’ll leave the childish endeavors to my younger brother. I prefer to read.
-Kristoph Gavin
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Dear Curious,
Can’t say that I have.
Orange is blue’s complimentary color, though. I should check it out. Maybe I could even be a sponsor for a little money on the side!
“When you want to get washed Wright, think Wright’s Coal Tar Soap!”
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear mrmiffmiff,
Considering the way the shared rooms were paired off, I’d sure hope it was random.
Still, that’s the least of my worries when Pearl’s dressing room divides the entire house and there’s no way from one end to the other without passing through it.
Mia’s ecstasy laboratory sounds promising, though.
-The Mod
(Picture in letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
Well yeah, there’s no rule against it.
I just didn’t watch it myself.
Of course my roommate watched a lot of MTV so cartoons would have probably been a blessing…
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear wiseavenger,
Yes. They’re called FMK letters.
Seriously though, it happens from time to time. Sometimes I’m not in the mood or a particular letter stymies me for a bit. Sometimes I can’t get in the head of a particular character. There are various reasons.
Really, all I do is take a break. I go do something else and eventually come back. Even if there’s a...
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Dear Anonymous,
I have now!
Seeing Death Note and Ace Attorney side by side really just makes me want that Ace Attorney anime. Why hasn’t this happened yet, Capcom?
-The Mod
(Video in letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
It’s the worst feeling in the world, isn’t it?
To see them every day, to have the words on your tongue…
But you stay quiet. You just can’t go through with it. Every time it’s just the exact same thing because in the end…
Burgers don’t have ears.
-Maya Fey
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Dear Anonymous,
How do you think I would feel?
Nick and Pearly are all I have left. I… I can’t lose one of them!
-Maya Fey
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Dear Anonymous,
Kind of you to say, but I’m pretty sure I’m not. If I were, the games would have all started in English and we wouldn’t have to worry about localization.
-The Mod
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Dear Millicent Bystander,
You aren’t kidding.
Everyone keeps telling me they aren’t sure if I’m really lucky or really unlucky.
And I’ve heard some rumors I’m apparently going to cross paths with this Layton guy. Some of them made me worried but you seem to think he’s upstanding. I’ll go with your assessment just to save me those gray hairs.
...
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Dear Rainbow Blitz,
Yes, I change my clothes.
I just happen to be a lawyer of some renown so I’m accustomed to wearing a suit.
And I just like blue, alright?
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Dani,
Oh… uh, thanks. Always good to hear from a fan.
(Yeah, that about makes up for at least half of all the other letters I get)
-Apollo Justice
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Dear Rob,
…Almost instantly.
Keeping your closest friends at bay, befriending the man who ruined you, and lying to your daughter about the whole thing each and every day will take its toll on anyone.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Ken,
Every second of my time is worth millions of cents!
I expect to being paid back in the fully!
-Zinc Lablanc
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Dear nonA,
It’s how I win in court.
Why would it be different anywhere else?
-Phoenix Wright
(Video in letter)
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Dear Rob,
The Steel Samurai games usually aren’t very good. They’re just cheap cash ins.
I still really like Steel Samurai: Budokai, though!
And I don’t always play video games…
But when I do I kick Nick’s butt!
-Maya Fey
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Dear Sama-rama-ding-dong,
When I whip someone to their knees I tower above them.
That is all that is important!
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear Eric,
Iga Wyrwal.
Wait, was this even directed at me? Man, I wish Tumblr would stop eating letter bodies.
-The Mod
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Dear Ms. Oldbag,
That was not a date!
Stalking me and hunting me down from building to building is not a reciprocation of feelings! It is a violation of my privacy and I will take action!
(The next time I see Wright and Larry I will not be held responsible for what I do…)
-Miles Edgeworth
(Original letter)
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Dear Trucy,
The one and the same.
I think you’ll like him. He used to wear a pink outfit just like you!
So Ema told you about him, huh? I’m pretty sure she had a teen crush on him back when we met. Be sure to put her on the spot for me.
-Daddy
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Dear Anonymous,
She was certainly crotchety enough but not verbose enough. I’m going to say it wasn’t, which is a shame. It’s a real missed opportunity.
You know what else was a missed opportunity? Phoenix should have chugged down apple juice instead. He did say apples were his favorite fruit in T&T. I don’t know why that bothers me.
-The Mod
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Dear Anonymous,
A guilty pleasure of mine.
Don’t go spreading this around, but I was in my high school’s glee club. Can’t say it was the same as the show though, ja?
-Klavier Gavin
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Dear euphoric-catastrophe,
Of movie fame?
An inefficient madman. Professionals have standards.
-Shelly de Killer
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Dear Teenaged Female Masses,
(Eat your heart out, Gavin.)
-Apollo Justice
(Original letter)
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Dear Danielle,
(Like… “cute” cute? Not like “fuzzy bunny” cute?)
Thanks, but uh, you forgot to leave your number.
-Apollo Justice
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Dear Detective Gumshoe,
Very well.
I see no problems in starting without you.
-Miles Edgeworth
(Original letter)
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Dear Wonderlust King,
Firstly, I had no such dish.
Secondly, who in their right mind would put noodles in chili in the first place!?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear claire—farron,
Well yeah, who wouldn’t?
I hear they’re renovating the court house soon. Maybe I can talk them in to a series of wires and pulleys above the defense’s bench.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear delenor,
Of course I know who he is.
Why? Are you the foolish type of fool who foolishly does not?
I pity you.
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear Universe, Luck, and Dignity,
I did get that impression…
-Apollo Justice
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Dear technomaestro,
My perfect grasp of the English language allows me to determine the perfect word to describe the foolish fools of this foolish country.
That word is “fool” if you’re too foolish to understand.
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear Detective Dick Gumshoe,
I see.
Thank you, Detective.
-Franziska von Karma
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…
…
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Dear Anonymous,
“Perfect!?”
I do not think that means what you think it means.
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear Curious,
…Shortly after I actually go out and murder Ms. Oldbag.
(This is why I hate those things…)
-Phoenix Wright
(Original letter)
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Dear ninjaatlaw,
That’s easy!
My sweet Rissy, of course. I have this great picture book idea called Kurain Beach Party Summer!
-Laurice Deauxnim
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Dear Wise Avenger,
Not much of a salad guy.
How about a nice steak dinner?
-Daryan Crescend