March 2012
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Dear Followers,
Thank you. I hope you continue to enjoy this blog as much as I do.
-The Mod
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Dear Mr. de Killer,
No.
That will never happen.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
You’re very amusing, but I have a plane to catch.
-Quercus Alba
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Guess what I've been browsing at work
-The Mod
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Dear Anonymous,
Oshawott…
Because it’s the cutest.
-Penny Nichols
(Original letter)
February 2012
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Dear Foolish Fool,
We have been over this.
Part of having a perfect vocabulary is knowing the perfect word for every situation. This entire country is foolish. Do the math.
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear herpyandassociateslegalfirm,
Hey, thanks!
Will do.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Ms. von Karma,
Are you one of Mr. Wright’s old friends?
Of course I’ll help! You can count on me! Don’t cry because you’ll be fine! Just fine! I’m Apollo Justice and I’m fine!
Er, force of habit. Sorry.
But, uh, why did you have a whip in the first place? Isn’t that a weird thing to own?
(Wait… 5 am? When will I get up for...
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Dear Ed Jones,
I have a theme song?
I must be really moving up in this lawyer business!
-Apollo Justice
(Music in letter)
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Dear theyullenator,
Awesome. Guess I’ll have to have Klavier teach me how to play it.
-The Mod
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Dear ninjaatlaw,
No way! Girls have cooties. I don’t even know anyone named Dahlia!
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
That only makes her ardent lust even more disturbing!
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Gavinner Fangirl,
Thanks…
But that was a rhetorical question…
(Can she read my thoughts or am I just that transparent?)
-Apollo Justice
(Original letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
Is The Franz like The Fonz? I could see her popping her collar then whipping the Coke machine for free drinks.
Oh, wait, you asked a question. A lot of repeat letters can get a little grating just because I run out of decent ways to answer them. The shippy letters actually aren’t too bad most of the time but some push a little too hard. Just as a reminder, I’m...
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Dear theyullenator,
Well, let’s see what The Google gives me.
I get the Chinese Yahoo, a YouTube of a woman in a tankini, Las Vegas singles… Ah, here we are. “‘Kiss me and love me,’ often used in SMS and other contexts”.
What do I win?
-The Mod
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Dear Curious,
As if Maya and I would ever let that happen.
When something smells, we’re keeping Pearls far away.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
I like it!
It’s gots good, whachacallit… ambiance.
-The Tiger
(Music in letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
Regretfully, I already have.
-The Judge
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Dear Anonymous,
I suppose it’s possible, although we never knew any specifics on Dee’s relation to the mob. I always just assumed she had those “erasers” on her payroll and she wasn’t a formal member.
I doubt her and Furio would have had much to do with each other anyway. Their personalities don’t exactly mesh.
-The Mod
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Dear Monkeyman,
Nope, not mine. Looks like the cleaned up body of “Mimi Miney” with Ema’s face and carefully hand-drawn hair.
Using Ema’s face makes sense, considering Ema was a plan by Kurain elders to clone Mystic Maya and replace her. Sadly channeling abilities did not survive the cloning process and they had to fill in the gaps with science.
-The Mod
(Video in...
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Dear Anonymous,
It’s fine, actually.
It’s not the lie that does it so much as a person’s nervous habits. I can’t see those through a letter.
-Apollo Justice
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Dear Anonymous,
Whoa hey, wait up!
(When I get home I’m changing all my locks…)
-Apollo Justice
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Dear Anonymous,
Yes, it’s true.
All the people writing in declaring their undying love can have one of their very own.
…
…
*sigh*
I’m quite aware I share my name with a unit of measurement. Repeating the joke does not make it funnier.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
“Like” you ask? What open-ended terminology.
Miles Edgeworth is one of my more competent acquaintances, Adrian Andrews has become a close friend and confidant, and Scruffy makes a fine whipping post.
I trust that is what you were asking?
-Franziska von Karma
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Dear Trucy,
You seem to be doing a fine job so far.
…
…
…
…Wait, what were you doing in Rhoda’s chair?
-The Mod
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Dear Anonymous,
Couldn’t I marry them all?
Love should be shared with everyone!
-Regina Berry
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Dear Fang,
Don’t worry; I’m just starting out.
I know it’s going to be a long road, but I have faith in myself even if it doesn’t seem like anyone else does sometimes. Well, Trucy always cheers me on at least.
But some day Justice & Co. Law Office will be a household name!
-Apollo Justice
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Dear Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth,
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Dear Anonymous,
Oh! I go to Ivy University here in L.A.
It has these great vines growing on the columns out front. You can’t miss it!
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
I’m not sure the world is ready for hemorrhoids of such a scale.
Personally, I’d be down for a series of flashback cases including but not limited to:
Kristoph with Apollo as co-council learning the ropes
Mia with Phoenix the exact same way but with less shady dealing
Diego Armando with Mia as his co-council/barista
Gregory Edgeworth with Shigaraki Tateyuki or...
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Dear Anonymous,
…You did what?
(I think this is one even Maya would let me turn down…)
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear FinalClipX,
I saw that post but I probably won’t be making the change. Like you said there are some animation problems, I’d have to go to the trouble of resizing them all, and on top of that if I wanted to make any edits the high-res images would make it harder to fudge my lines.
I might use them now and then if I see the need but for now I’ll be sticking with the...
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Dear Godot,
I never assigned you any coffee associate. It’s not in the budget. Are you sure it’s not rabid fans slipping in through the ventilation system again?
-The Mod
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Dear Anonymous,
My parents love Trucy; absolutely love her.
Of course that goes without saying. It’s me they weren’t happy with.
Didn’t want me being an artist, didn’t want me being a lawyer, didn’t want me being a pianist… just so hard to please, you know? They still supported me through my ups and downs as much as I would let them though. ...
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Dear Curious,
He did speak ill of my father.
Although thankfully he never did so in such a… unique manner.
-Miles Edgeworth
(Video in letter)
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Dear Anonymous,
I see where you’re going with this and I reiterate:
There is nothing wrong with keeping one’s nails in pristine condition.
-Kristoph Gavin
(They got Klavier)
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Dear Someone,
She looks so shy.
Far more timid than the loud and fiery Herr Forehead, ja? It’s alright, Fräulein, I won’t bite.
-Klavier Gavin
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Dear Anonymous,
I disagree.
After all I’ve seen and accomplished, I think miracles are very real.
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Franziska,
That is what I’m going to find out.
I have handed them over to Detective Gumshoe to test for…
Nngk!
I… I mean I am conducting the investigation personally and have not laid a finger on your undergarments!
-Miles Edgeworth
(Original letter)
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Dear irelandkirkland,
As Calisto?
Not very surprised. You know you can’t trust lawyers.
As Shih-na?
Betrayed. In denial, perhaps?
I took her in myself not just because she was my subordinate but because I had to hear everything from her own lips. Of course she didn’t have much she wanted to say.
She never did now that I think about it. Lang Zi says, “The quiet...
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Dear Anonymous,
Coffee is a sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Godot
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Dear Camille,
…
No.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Someone,
You are not funny. Please desist.
(Franziska will have both our heads…)
-Miles Edgeworth
(Video in letter) NSFW Language
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Dear godotthejavaaddict,
Yes.
Irritation, mostly, with a side of umbrage.
-Ema Skye
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Dear John Poll,
…Neither, actually.
I don’t tend to pick up new technology unless absolutely necessary.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Y-you must be mistaken.
This is my real hair!
-Frank Sahwit
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Dear Sparrot,
Uh… thanks.
But I don’t keep Indian currency on me.
(I don’t even keep that much American currency, really…)
-Phoenix Wright
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Dear Anonymous,
You ain’t just flappin’ your gums, pardner.
-Jake Marshall
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Dear Anonymous,
Take a shower?
-Klavier Gavin
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Dear Fang,
Oh there’s lots of good places out here!
I’m sure you’ve heard of Five Guys and In-N-Out, but the locally owned places are always the best. I make Nick take me to this place just down the street from the office and it’s amazing!
-Maya Fey
P.S. Sure doesn’t seem like it.